It's the most horrible time of the year!

Well folks, it's been a while since we last posted but that's because we were collectively being treated for depression brought on by traffic violence. We're back and sadly we write today to remind you that it's that time of year again when the worst of the worst holidays is celebrated. Of course, we're talking about Halloween. Now you may think Halloween is just harmless fun. You may think little kids and dogs in costumes are cute, as do we. But there is a really sinister side to Halloween, and we aren't talking about goblins and ghouls. Yeah, we're talking about the "trunk or treat" events coming to a parking lot near you.

These people are indoctrinating their kids into car-brained culture and teaching them that good things come from automobiles. This is a moral travesty. Some of them even have charities connected to them!

Naturally, the NYPD, the world's worst parking offender, is hosting one of these offensive events. We can't wait for them to be defunded. It's important that we BOYCOTT the co-sponsors! If you fall victim to traffic violence in Rockaway, DO NOT under any circumstances let them take you to St. John's Episcopal Hospital. Stay off the Rockaway Boardwalk since it's owned by the Parks Department. Since our readers bike, they shouldn't be setting foot inside the YMCA, either. Stick together and we can defeat this stupidity!